Wednesday, October 28, 2015

The Trial Of Lois Lane Part VIII--My Boyfriend Is My Prosecutor!!

Well, this is a fine kettle of fish!

Lois drove her car off the bridge, killing Lana Lang!! She's charged with murder!! Batman is her defense attorney!! Superman is the prosecuting attorney!! OMG!!!

Superman just spent several pages recreating the accident...

Yes, Superman knows how long a baby can hold its breath. Please don't ask how.

So when he finally goes to see Lois, the news isn't good:


Superman: TOUGH ON TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS!!


Superman: NO EXCUSES OR EXTENUATING CIRCUMSTANCES, DAMMIT!

But the best Superman...is a sad Superman...

From Lois Lane #99 (1970)

1 comment:

Dan said...

First degree murder!!!! I laughed out loud at that.