Your parents and grandparents probably
forgot to tell you this little bit of history:
Yeah, it was no big deal, really...
"It may be a comet! Run!" What the hell, buddy? Do you always run when you see a comet?
Fortunately, it was
neither an H-Bomb nor an A-Bomb...
Perhaps you shouldn't have been so cocky, guy...because the scientist who dresses like
Jimmy Olson has made a keen observation:
No, not
puppies!!! :-(
Oh, but the worst is yet to come...
Look, rapidly-growing ants is
sooo clearly a
Hank Pym experiment gone wrong.
Fortunately, a select group of
non-Pym scientists managed to find themselves a hidey-hole:
Lucky for me, I had "ants on my
Fantasy What Species Will Rule The Earth league...
Fortunately, one of the surviving scientists invented a type of suspended animation!
"
A line of living mummies waited in death-slumber for the life-touch of oxygen!" Admit it, that's a
great line!
Well, years and years (and YEARS) go by...
Until the year
2052...
Oh, no, they had
Deathmate in this universe, too? Nooooo...
But this time:
And the world was repopulated by insect-slaughtering nerds.
And I bet the history books barely even mention this...typical white-washing.
From Captain Science #6 (1951)
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I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
(Sorry, had to be said.)
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