Why There Could Never be A Popeye Movie These Days

Through a set of circumstances to convoluted to describe, a Hollywood mogul has purchased the rights to make a movie of Popeye's life...and through another set of convoluted circumstances, Wimpy is directing, and our heroes are all playing themselves.

Let's watch:

 Lard dogs?!?!?!

Ahh, product placement...

From this week's Popeye #6