Captain America is showing an old war buddy around, and introduces him to Flash Thompson, the all-new, all-different Venom. And as, old soldiers are wont to do, they have to compare penis sizes a little bit.
But, as Flash find out, you don't do that with Cap's pals, 'cause you can't win:
HELLS YEAH!! Jim Hammond 1, Flash Thompson zero!!!
Because really, this is the only item you need on your résumé:
Thank you, Rick Remender, for remembering What If #4 (1977)!
5 comments:
Thanks for bringing us this tidbit of 616 history.
Heh. Really now, how can anyone possibly have a come-back to that? Killed Hitler indeed!
And what have YOU done lately, Flash?
That's a very limp-wristed death blow ...
Martin, when you can toss fire like A-Rod tosses a baseball, you don't need much of a death blow.
I love one ups...
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