Wednesday, November 5, 2008

What The F#$%--Mad Libs??

It's fun to look at the internet searches that lead people to this blog...what kinds of honey attract the best flies, as it were?

So it is with great pride that I can report that I am still the #1 Google result for "man-on-animal action." And based on one measly entry, I maintain my status as the #2 Google result for "Batman RIP ending," which is pretty funny since my single post on the topic was basically a joke. And I single-handedly put the term "Al-Haqeed" onto Google...

But sometimes, you folks worry me. The latest search term:

"gay hypnosis hulk superman story"

Uh.....OK.

So, since Google found zero sites that contained all those search terms together, there's a primo opportunity for someone out there to write a fanfic with at least one guaranteed interested reader. Have at it.

But nobody tell Jeph Loeb, OK? Because while I have no problems with a gay hypnosis hulk superman story, a gay hypnosis RED HULK superman story would just be wrong.

And just because I'm in a silly mood today:

Sadly, this will never be seen on any episode of House

1 comment:

Sina said...

More than likely, this is the modified version of the word "gay", in which "gay" means "silly or stupid"...as in "That's so gay!"

It comes from the stereotypically effeminate and/or effete "gay" character as portrayed in Hollywood and public media for at least the past few generations (think Hanna-Barbera's Snagglepuss or Chris Tucker as Ruby Rhod in The Fifth Element, just for a few examples) and is somewhat justified, considering that the vast majority of gay men, or those who have relations of any kind with other men, don't actually act in this exaggerated manner.

Just look at 50's heartthrob Rock Hudson or 'Star Trek's Capt. Sulu or the dad on The Brady Bunch to see that assumption disproven within seconds, or better yet, just Google "Matt Hughes porn" to see a non-camp, "gay/straight" man or check out any number of actual gay porn sites for further proof (um...twinks discluded, almost by definition, however :P).