Thursday, September 27, 2007

Friday Night Fights--Gojira Style!!

I apologize in advance for the awesomeness of what you're about to view...it's so fantastic, it might just blow the crap out of your monitors, so be careful.

Let's set the scene: Marvel Universe, 1977. Godzilla--yes, Godzilla--is menacing San Francisco. So L.A.'s own super-hero group, The Champions--no, not the Order--head over to deal with the King of the Monsters. Angel--no, not the dreamy vampire detective--is "SWOT"ed by Godzilla:

Warren knocked down by a dangeropus piece of tail

Told you so. Now it's up to the Son Of Zeus to save the day and prevent the Angel from ending up like Bambi.

Looks like I picked a bad week to give up steroids!
Brace yourselves, true believers:

Down goes Frazier! Down Goes Frazier!
YOWZA!!!!!!!!!!

But now, a serious note: don't try this at home, or:
This is what I think of your Registration Act, Stark--Roar!
Godzilla will destroy the Golden Gate Bridge AND the S.H.I.E.L.D. Heli-carrier. And you'll have to clean it up.

Bahlactus said knock you out. I'm gonna knock you out.

The most awesome scene EVER is from Marvel's Godzilla #3, 1977. Seriously, this is one of the most stupendously outrageously cool series ever. Seriously. Plus, in a later issue, he fights Devil Dinosaur. Really.

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